Saturday, January 23, 2016

i kill a spider

[disclaimer : this is a useless post, i bet my whole fortune you wont learn a thing except the fact that i hate spiders from this post. smart move, ignore this post]


you know harry potter? no? what are you? cavemen? when i was little, mum bought harry potter cd. i cant recall the which eps. but it was the one which harry potter and friend when into that big spider's nest? and then all the spiders chase them out of the place to eat them and all. yups. thats when it all started, JK Rowling you are at fAuLT. i am afraid of spider since then. i never dare to be near them or do anything related to them. i run when i get the chance. 

BUT TODAY I MAKE A MISTAKE...................

i kill a spider. it isnt just a spider, it is a HUGE one, as big as my tapak tangan, so no, maybe it is as big as tapak tangan if you compare it to aca's but actually it might be a little smaller than that. is has a diameter of approximately 2 cm. okay not so very big now kan? hmmph keep that face! i am not exaggerating!! try being afraid of something and see hish.

i just cant believe that i actually kill a spider that i have to blog about it. seriously hahah i told my dad and he actually rolled his eyes at me (i know he wants to smile and laugh). selalunya when things involving me and spiders, it will get my dad involved too. but I KILLED IT WITH MY HANDS! well i drop my book on it and  it was on impulse and im not intending to kill. ohhh i hope he doesnt have any babies (or wives?) i cannot live having to run away from spider sons trying to get revenge on me. what if the spider i just killed has babies as much as the one in harry potter did?

but technically, that spider family is in my room. so they WERE invading my space right? and i feel threaten? so naturally, i TERBUNUH dia for my security. he walk on my floor when he shouldnt be, you place is on that ceiling, your house and family and food and comfort are there. but you walk on my floor when i was reading on the same floor. i was scared and i was protecting myself, so if you were a judge, i am not guilty right? im avoiding the crime scene now. hahah i think im gonna have to mop my room so i can hapuskan all the bukti. and my book, it has all your blood and genes and buahfewnvwoehvow 

why did i kill it? now my life isnt the same anymoreeeeeee. what should i do with my life now? should have run and have dad manage the situation......


update : dad halau all the spider family out from my room. it was for both of our sake ; the spider fam and i. my room is spider-free now. yayy!

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